So I got the colonoscopy....

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Thelonious Davis, May 9, 2016.

  1. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,534
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    23,448
    Likes Received:
    5,023
    and endoscopy today.it wasn't bad. Couple of polyps and possibslly cielliac disease. Nothing major. I am still farting like crazy though.
     
  2. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    44,925
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2010
    Messages:
    114,904
    Likes Received:
    43,532
    We good bro? :hole:
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~POTY the bar~ 2010 OG Gold

    Reputations:
    178,030
    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2010
    Messages:
    81,502
    Likes Received:
    36,157
    Did you cum?
     
    Teeney, DrSublux, Gomez and 2 others like this.
  4. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,534
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    23,448
    Likes Received:
    5,023
    Sure why not.
     
  5. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,534
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    23,448
    Likes Received:
    5,023
    I don't know I was passed the fuck out.
     
  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

    Reputations:
    293,848
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    60,108
    Likes Received:
    37,764
    Can we hear the farts?
     
  7. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

    Reputations:
    42,615
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    76,874
    Likes Received:
    27,589
    "1)The night consisted of her coming over.
    2)We talked for about 10 minutes
    3)We took our clothes off. She had a horrible looking body.
    4)I kissed her for maybe 10 seconds.
    5)Sucker her tits for maybe a minute.
    6)I ate her out for about 10 minutes. She didnt smell bad but the odor was a little different. Not one I could stay there for hours, but certainly I think clean.
    7)She blew for about another 5 minutes or so and then quit. I was very hard.
    8)I stuck my dick in her and fucked her for a few minutes. My dick got rapidly softer.
    9)She tried jerking me off and I stuck it in again. I tried closing my eyes and imaging it was anyone else.
    10)I got even softer and looked like a turtle peeking out of its shell.
    11)She then said to try the strapon. She did bring a 6 inch thin one.
    12)She fucked me doggystyle. When it went in for the first minute or so it hurt like a bitch.
    13)After that, honestly it didnt feel bad, but I wasnt hard.
    14)She then fucked me missionary and my penis looked like it was in a bucket of ice water.

    15)We stopped. She changed. She said goodbye.
     
  8. Butt Trumpet

    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

    Reputations:
    1,905
    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2014
    Messages:
    13,088
    Likes Received:
    19,057
    Celiacs may explain some of ze sad sack moods you get blo. Cut out zat zhit you vill be happier
     
    Engaged Chicken likes this.
  9. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

    Reputations:
    13,587
    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2011
    Messages:
    41,566
    Likes Received:
    7,508
    putting things in your butt.
    sounds like fun.
     
  10. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,534
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    23,448
    Likes Received:
    5,023
    I slept for 12 hours last night whatever they gave me was strong as fuck.
     
  11. Bro

    Bro There is no Dana VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    133,145
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    104,692
    Likes Received:
    28,926
  12. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,534
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    23,448
    Likes Received:
    5,023
    Hey bud what do you want?
     
  13. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS 2010 OG VIP

    Reputations:
    78,612
    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2010
    Messages:
    61,930
    Likes Received:
    56,861
    A rejected letter to Penthouse Forum, ladies and gentlemen.
     
    Gwarn1 and Engaged Chicken like this.
  14. Gomez

    Gomez VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    13,818
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    24,062
    Likes Received:
    9,043
    that's hawt :jerk:
     
  15. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    147
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    140,962
    Likes Received:
    39,476
    :lol:
     
  16. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    9
    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2012
    Messages:
    56,789
    Likes Received:
    42,839

    Thanks Obama
     
  17. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    22,978
    Joined:
    Mar 11, 2016
    Messages:
    7,799
    Likes Received:
    10,801
    Free ass play!
     
  18. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    9
    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2012
    Messages:
    56,789
    Likes Received:
    42,839

    FreeAssInvasions.gov

    :jj:
     
    Bobby Axelrod likes this.
  19. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger The REAL Nature Boy - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

    Reputations:
    87,776
    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2014
    Messages:
    20,759
    Likes Received:
    73,829
    Rough night.
     
  20. BobWeired

    BobWeired VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    96,146
    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2014
    Messages:
    31,020
    Likes Received:
    28,474
    That was one of the best threads ever.