So I got the colonoscopy....

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  1. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    and endoscopy today.it wasn't bad. Couple of polyps and possibslly cielliac disease. Nothing major. I am still farting like crazy though.
     
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    We good bro? :hole:
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

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    Did you cum?
     
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    Sure why not.
     
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    I don't know I was passed the fuck out.
     
  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Can we hear the farts?
     
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    "1)The night consisted of her coming over.
    2)We talked for about 10 minutes
    3)We took our clothes off. She had a horrible looking body.
    4)I kissed her for maybe 10 seconds.
    5)Sucker her tits for maybe a minute.
    6)I ate her out for about 10 minutes. She didnt smell bad but the odor was a little different. Not one I could stay there for hours, but certainly I think clean.
    7)She blew for about another 5 minutes or so and then quit. I was very hard.
    8)I stuck my dick in her and fucked her for a few minutes. My dick got rapidly softer.
    9)She tried jerking me off and I stuck it in again. I tried closing my eyes and imaging it was anyone else.
    10)I got even softer and looked like a turtle peeking out of its shell.
    11)She then said to try the strapon. She did bring a 6 inch thin one.
    12)She fucked me doggystyle. When it went in for the first minute or so it hurt like a bitch.
    13)After that, honestly it didnt feel bad, but I wasnt hard.
    14)She then fucked me missionary and my penis looked like it was in a bucket of ice water.

    15)We stopped. She changed. She said goodbye.
     
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    Celiacs may explain some of ze sad sack moods you get blo. Cut out zat zhit you vill be happier
     
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    putting things in your butt.
    sounds like fun.
     
  10. Thelonious Davis

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    I slept for 12 hours last night whatever they gave me was strong as fuck.
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Hey bud what do you want?
     
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    A rejected letter to Penthouse Forum, ladies and gentlemen.
     
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    that's hawt :jerk:
     
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    Thanks Obama
     
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    Free ass play!
     
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    FreeAssInvasions.gov

    :jj:
     
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    Rough night.
     
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    That was one of the best threads ever.