So I gotta ask, if Beff hadnt hit the Jewish Lottery and married Howard...

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Where would she be right now? What would she be doing for a living?

    We all know she is embarking on hosting her 4th or 5th tv show right now.

    But even being married to Howard hasnt save any of those shows for a 2nd season.




    Where would she be in life if she had not married Hook Nose Howie? :dontknow:
     
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    married to mad dog russo
     
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    She would be in a sex tape with Hulk Hogan.
     
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    Married to the richest idiot in PA I'd imagine.
     
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    Macy's cosmetic counter manager :coffee:
     
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    She'd be married to some other wealthy guy in entertainment.

    Remember when Howard asked her if she would have dated Dave Letterman and she said "yes"?

    She had a goal.
     
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    "One must never underestimate a thirsty camel"

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    "When a camel grows old, it cannot remain with the herd."
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    oh crap...hahaaaa

    we did NOT plan that!

    :lo5:
     
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    :beer: :haha:







    that dude has more sayings than confucius...
     
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    She'd be staking out Synagogues for rich Heeb's . . .
     
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    She struck out with TV/Movie Actors and settled for an old radio guy, if that hadn't worked out the next target would have been someone in big market local TV. Maybe this guy:

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    she now would be married to anyone famous..sports, movies, tv whatever..
    nig, gook, white, kike...the goal is the prize..2b famous...and rich :)
     
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    yup....simple.
     
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    she'd be living in Manalapan, NJ (which is down the road from me) with Danny Devito. i'd be egging her house a couple weeks from now.
     
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    She would be sold for glue.
     
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    ftw