So I had to get a copy of my birth certificate...

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  1. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Fucking California in 1974 and they have my parents' ethnicity listed as negro. :facepalm:
     
  2. Napoleon V

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    well are they?
     
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    Colored folk
     
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    Mine says WOP
     
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    LOL, slave paperz
     
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    ...and it's on a stone tablet :c
     
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  7. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    :fil:
     
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    I don't think it, i know it
     
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  10. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I'm pretty sure by 1974 they were at least colored.
     
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  11. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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    that's mighty white of them
     
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    :jj: somehow my dads name is listed as the doctor. Cali 1976
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    My pap's age is incorrect. :facepalm:
     
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    On Monday, the Supreme Court signed an amendment to the U.S. National Center for Health Statistics laws to make it mandatory for them to change every birth certificate on record that labels and African American citizen as a “Negro” or “Mulatto.” According to analysts however, this is putting a huge dent in the national deficit. Considering the labor, printing, postage and servicing, this is going to run the taxpayers nearly $100 million.

    But from the view of this African-American man, Clifford Reynolds, this move was long overdue. “I was born in 1968, and mines birth certificate say Negro. I’m not a damn Negro, I’m a black man. I gots the right NOT have that racist word on my birth certificate. And do I care about the cost?? Hell No!! They owe us reparations anyways.”

    - See more at: http://now8news.com/u-s-government-...lion-birth-certificates/#sthash.LoP9Y0Tr.dpuf
     
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  16. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    It took those motherfuckers 11 weeks to get it to me. Apparently for a few years they put the parents' SSN on it. It took them 11 weeks to black them out. :nojj:
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    That's a fucking waste of money. :grad:
     
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    When did you apply for yours? The law took effect on July 21st. If you applied after that, I'd sue.
     
  19. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I applied the first week in June.
     
  20. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I actually think it's kinda cool and pretty funny. :giggle:
     
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