So, I have all these maxi pads-

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  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    and I need ideas for what to do with them.

    The shop apprentice had to run to the store for some supplies. I told him to get me maxi pads- the biggest they had. He did so, begrudgingly. Then when he got back I told him I don't even use them and I was just being a dick.

    ANYWAY, now we have all these enormous maxi pads. The shenanigans have started but simply hiding them at each others' stations and on each others' cars will get old and we have a whole bag to burn through.

    Here's my partner with one on his back. Gonzo draped it over the back of his chair and he leaned on it.

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    ...I need more ideas! MY shenanigans have to be the best.

    Also I'm totally game for putting red ink on them, tuna juice, or any gross thing.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    You could model one for us. :dontknow:
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Write messages on them like "Bleed Here" before you tape them to people
     
  4. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    I can't think of anything I'd like to do LESS.
     
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    is the size of a maxi pad in relation to cunt size?
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    I have no idea. I just told him to get the biggest ones they had because that seemed like a funny thing to say.

    Also he said "how do I know which are the biggest?" I told him to just ask a female employee. He said he DID. :hhh:
     
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    LMAO

    you a bad girl
     
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    :spit:

    I thought this was a slogan :p
     
  10. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Jesus. I was KIDDING when I told you to start a thread about this. :facepalm:

    Could you use them to wrap up tattoos instead of gauze when u finish them? Could be a new trend and make your work stand out. :dontknow:
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    They would serve that purpose QUITE well.
    And what could be a better draw??! :dontknow:
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    But regardless, practical uses are NOT what I'm after here.

    I need good ideas for shenanigans and tomfoolery. The grosser and more evil, the better!
     
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    If you really wanna create a stir, wrap up the finished tattoo with a used pad. :crazy2:
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Accomplishing that may prove quite difficult. :jj:
     
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    Get your sis involved. :c
     
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    Aw, shit... I'm gonna vomit in my soup. :(
     
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    stick a red stained one on the passenger car door of one of the people , Or anywhere on the car where they wont see it.
     
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    Hang one out the back of your pants
     
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    I can probably think up some stuff. :c
     
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    Why don't you make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...