so I have done 5 trips for "lyft" so far

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  1. baltimore mike

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    I like it so fat people are mostly nice. Only had one chick who smelled a bit.
     
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    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Gay sex
     
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    You making the big bucks?
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Mike got rejected from Uber. :(
     
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    Do you even lyft?
     
  7. baltimore mike

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    Get the fuck out bud
     
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    when do you start turning tricks on the corner?
     
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    how far will you drive a guy for a blowjob. Alaska, Montana, Idaho?
     
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    So fat :jj:
     
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    What percentage do you keep?
     
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    That is awesome, Mike!!!

    You will meet some cool people.

    What would you charge to drive cross-country?
     
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    Does that fucking sentence make sense to ANYONE?

    Dear James. See me after class.

    - Mr. Koc
     
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    Why lyft instead of Uber?
     
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    He didn't pass the uber background check :nocheer:
     
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    What's to pass? :jj:
     
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    Mike do you have that giant pink mustache? :hilarious:
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