WTF So I have three kids under 3...

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  1. Phillip

    Phillip Well-Known Member VIP

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    and my wife just took a pregnancy test which came up positive. I'm fucked. Just thought I'd share with creeps and strangers.

    Btw, she's Mexican so fuck you Dawg. Breeders.
     
  2. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Fuck.... That. Good luck
     
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  3. ItsAWholeThing

    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member

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    Well good news looks like hillary clinton is our next president so the system is all set for people like you
     
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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    me and my siblings--year apart from oldest to youngest
    we're pretty close even when we hate each other
    so it has it's upside
     
  5. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Is it yours?
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    maybe she likes being pregnant....goo for her
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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  8. Phillip

    Phillip Well-Known Member VIP

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    At least 60% sure. She's Mexican.
     
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    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult"

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    How much of my tax dollars will be paying for these rug rats?
     
  10. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    Maybe it's time you sat down with your Dad and had a talk about where babies come from.
     
  11. SlipperyVic

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    It's time for the snip.... or start banging her in the fart locker.
     
  12. Phillip

    Phillip Well-Known Member VIP

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    Considering I paid over a 100k in taxes the last three years, probably very little. Suck a dick.
     
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    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult"

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  15. Phillip

    Phillip Well-Known Member VIP

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    And agreed. I chickened out of it after the twins.
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP

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    I weep for your money less future.................
     
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    Glad I aint you
     
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  18. Phillip

    Phillip Well-Known Member VIP

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    It's awful. Just bought a new house. I think the estimates are roughly 30-40k in expenses per kid annually, so do the math.
     
  19. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    That is some fertile woman ya got there.

    My condolences.
     
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  20. Phillip

    Phillip Well-Known Member VIP

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