WTF So I just asked my wife to take me bowling tonight

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  1. Bobbowl

    Bobbowl Eating weights and lifting steaks Gold

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    She says didn't you just go last week? She says didn't you just go last week? And I said yes I went last Friday its been a week. She says how many days in a week do you have to go? , hanging out at a bowling alley is not my cup of tea.

    So I said come on it's only going to be for an hour. She said no that's not what I want to do. I said I don't like sitting around every fucking day all day long not doing anything in this fucking chair but I do it.

    , she said well I guess we both live lives that we don't want to leave and then promptly walked out of my office.


    Last night I took the trash out again I was trying to be nice by giving her a break because she does everything. I asked her to go grab some extra trash to throw in there because it wasn't full. She bitched and complained because she had to close her Kindle and get up get off the couch to do it. Yet I'm the one with artificial legs and no arms Dragon a big fucking garbage can down the DRIVEWAY

    Sorry just fucking venting
     
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    Bobbowl Eating weights and lifting steaks Gold

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    Oh and where did I go last night? I spent 3 hours at her mom's house.
     
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  3. ClintDagger

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    I thought your wife left you?

    Guess I was thinking of @Shivvy.
     
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    Get one of your bowling friends to take you. Being a caregiver is emotionally draining. She's right, you both have lives that you weren't planning on. You are doing awesome by the way.
     
  5. johnfreeman1

    johnfreeman1 Well-Known Member

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    Marriage, am I right?
     
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    ClintDagger The REAL Nature Boy - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    ^^^
     
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  7. Bye You!

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    I bet someone here would take you if anyone lived nearby!

    Question: when using voice to text, what do you say to get it to type a word in all caps? All caps? Then does it only do one word? I'm starring to use it more.

    PS- you're still awesome.
     
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    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    Women. My wife was saying to me just last night.....Oh that's right, I don't have a wife.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    choke her out
     
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    How do you propose he do that? The dude has no hands!
     
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    Man bowl, you deserve to get some strange on the side.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    is this all for real or is he the best message board poster ever?

    if it's for real, i take back my comment.
     
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  14. Bobbowl

    Bobbowl Eating weights and lifting steaks Gold

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    ,, kind of lonely being an amputee, make that a quad amputee. I'll be alone the rest of my life
     
  15. Bobbowl

    Bobbowl Eating weights and lifting steaks Gold

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    But I couldn't make this shit up
     
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    True... But he can throw a bowling ball.
    He should throw a ball at her head instead.
     
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    You have us! :hug:
     
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    Backpage.com

    You're welcome. :coffee:
     
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    How'd you lose the limbs?
     
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    WTF....I am confused. No arms, legs.....is this serious? If so...why go to bowling alley? How do you type? Does she take care of you all day? How did this happen? Sorry if true because that truly sucks.
     
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