So I just split a six pack with my 86 yr old neighbor

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  1. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    Fucking Max...my favorite neighbor....only guy who doesn't bitch about my loud pipes...only guy I see shoveling snow during blizzard....Love the guy

    The dagos down the block are having a party....he sealed his driveway today....and they moved the buckets at the end of his driveway and did a uturn in his wet driveway....so when I got home from the liquor store he was out there, helpless and pretty upset.

    I figured I'd hang with him...drink a few and sell the dagos some shit...glad I did...He gave me his whole story from France to Austria in 1944/45....these guys are gold....soon they'll all be gone....I relate to them more than regular folks...I always try to pick the old timer's brains
     
  2. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    fuck you
     
  3. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    fuck you harder
     
  4. Dave

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    reps. I'm a fan of the old farts too.
     
  5. Stew Nod

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    Don't be jealous of what Mike and I have
     
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    Fucking punk kids....it's really sad how little they know
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    You play the bagpipes?
     
  8. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Mike n Ikes...
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    what's a dago
     
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    I was also trying to convince him to sell me his sawed off shotgun :c
     
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    btw, I'm happy for you and Mike
     
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    A wop...like me
     
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    LOL, thanks
     
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    you a drug dealer?
     
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    No but I accidently release my hounds on uppity black folk who walk down my street
     
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    No they actually sell some really mad purple......so I hear
     
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    fail
     
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    best i laughed all day
     
  20. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    so yer Mr Burns?