So, I leave for stupid Kansas on Sunday.

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  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'm working a huge festival out there in an attempt to rake in some bread.

    I was gonna fly but now the tickets are well over $500. SO I'm gonna drive, which I did last year, but this time I'll be by myself. All alone. For 20 hours on the road. And once you get past Ohio it's not exactly "scenic".

    Suggestions to keep me from going insane / falling asleep?

    (And Schmoopy don't say I should score some blow.)



    ...I already thought of that but ultimately it would probably be a bad idea.
     
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    [​IMG] I've done some impossible shit drinking this. Seriously, physical work for like 48 hours straight without much sleep before that. It's hard to find it now. Red Bull and Monster pretty much put them out of business but if you can find a six-pack of the shit buy it.
     
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    Kansas City?
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    That one any good? I don't typically like energy drinks. Most taste assy. I'm a coffee girl. :)

    PMd you back, btw! :hw:
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    No. Kansas. Independence, KS... which is about an hour and a half west of Kansas City, MO; same distance north of Tulsa, OK.

    It sucks out there. But there's money to be made and I'll be able to hang with Heather. :)
     
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    I know lady, just finishing up my vodka and cooking a bite to eat. Check my amended post.
     
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    There's some barbecue there I hear. :dontknow:
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    She is the real skinny gal right? If so, bring her a full keg of Yuengling and make her finish it before you leave.

    If you go to KC, wife has some HOT friends there. If you go to Tulsa, forget it. My best man lives there. You are done.

    How long are you going for?
     
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    no human company? just talk to your radio, after about 500 miles it will start talking back. no bs
     
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    The obvious answer is hitchhikers.

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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    There IS. That's pretty much all the midwest has to offer.

    A week. And there WILL be drinking. And of course I plan on bringing her some Lager. And Tastycakes. And pork roll... they don't have pork roll!

    (Yea, she's the skinny one... many threads have been made in her honor)
     
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    that is one of my favorite movie scenes ever!

    Step into my office...
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'll have my Howard in the mornings, the rest of Sirius, as well as my CD collection.
    I'll probably call everyone I know. It's easy to talk and drive on midwest highways.

    I'd pick up this one! :D

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    the basement :jj: classic

     
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    If you end up in KC or Tulsa, lemme know. I got hot chicks for ya to hang with if you are bored. :hhh:
     
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    Last time I flew there I stayed at a hotel in Tulsa because my return flight left at like 6am. Got there around 8 and I wasn't tired so I went to the lounge. Turned out it was PACKED and everybody was really friendly. This big fat half-Cherokee lesbian bought me my second drink... and every one after that. She was repulsive. BUT really sweet. We're now friends on facebook. :)
     
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    You can bring me if ya want :D or listen to Howard, Bubba, Classic Vinyl & Classic Rewind.

    Have a safe trip sweetie. Miss ya! [​IMG]
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    Don't forget to take pics and post them ok?
    :)
     
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    I will... and it will be EXCITING!
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    I love Dev pic threads. :dancin:
     
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    The spa channel at a low volume.
    Works every time.