So I lost my virginity tonight

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  1. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Came home with a beautiful woman. Pulled out a record(below), put it on, and while dancing and clothes coming off, we didn't make it to the bedroom. So this is what sex feels like. ;)




    EDIT: When did everyone lose theirs?
     
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  2. Rum Balls

    Rum Balls Well-Known Member

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  3. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Well that's mean. Anyway before you hurt yourself.....shhhh.
     
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    My go to first time sex song.



     
  5. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story, real briefly?
     
  6. Humongous

    Humongous Well-Known Member

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    Please tell me her name was Bristol Palin and that you exploded inside of her.
     
  7. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Nope and nope. :snicker:
     
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    I don't want to brag but I've had sex one and a half times. I'm not sure about the one though.
     
  9. Fuzz Nuts

    Fuzz Nuts Well-Known Member

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    Anal?
     
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    Tranquil Decent! VIP

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    Our little guy is all grown up! :crying:
     
  11. Fuzz Nuts

    Fuzz Nuts Well-Known Member

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    How big was her dick?

    Howard wants to know...
     
  12. Gretsch Man

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    Cool. So what was his name?
     
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  13. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Don
     
  14. Joeyjoejoe

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    If you wore a condom it doesn't count. First time needs to be skin on skin to be legit.
     
  15. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Damn it. Still a virgin then. :(
     
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    OV Rapscallion

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    And who can blame you LT? She's very lovely!

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  17. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Not lovely...very lovely.
     
  18. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Okay first :pissed:

    Second - was it a redhead;)
     
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  20. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Haa NICE. Jackson did the hook. Good stuff.
     
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