So I Met This Lunatic on POF!

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  1. Beths Arab

    Beths Arab European Modoes Are My Faaaavorite! VIP Gold

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    I started chatting with her on Plenty of Fish (stupid move i know) and she seemed pretty nice so i met her once for coffee and once for lunch with some texting in between.

    A month or so goes by and i'm really not feeling it due to some of her antics and extreme neediness so i told her that maybe its best to move on and good luck.

    Now its non stop texting,phone calls,drive by's,crying and threats because "i broke her heart"!

    I saw her twice briefly in public and never touched her or even kissed her but now i broke her heart?

    How in the hell am i going to get rid of this nut job before she torches my house?

    Wtf was i thinking?:dontknow:
     
  2. todd packer

    todd packer Well-Known Member

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    GP jealous of you. :hhh:
     
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    crackerjackson5 Well-Known Member

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    You should learn Karate now so that you can protect yourself.
     
  4. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    How awful. Does she know where you live?. Be careful. You never know.

    F mutt
     
  5. Scarlett Ohara

    Scarlett Ohara Well-Known Member VIP

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    How does she know where you live after two dates? Block her number.
     
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    a) Schedule a face to face meeting.

    b) Show her your penis.

    c) Problem solved.
     
  7. cygnus2112

    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room Gold

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    I'm gonna guess plenty of fish is a dating website? She knows where you live? That sucks. I hope you don't have to go through all the police crap I had to go through a few months ago. I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Good luck dude.
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    If you're already going through all if this, you shoulda banged her.
     
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    Tell her you want her to lick your ass.
     
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    Block number unless you are one of these fruits who thrive on unnecessary drama.
     
  11. TheMercenary

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    It's the cross we bear, compadre.

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    Just tell her that you are getting over a stubborn case of VD
     
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    Ask for anal and suggest a three way. You'll either scare her off have some awesome stories.
     
  14. TheMercenary

    TheMercenary Collecting Light

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    LOL @mickie

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  15. Mr Vengeance

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    Three simple words: I am gay.
     
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  16. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    Yeah. Women suck. @GaryPuppet
     
  17. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    Wait, drive bys ? Where does she drive by?
     
  18. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    And what specifically is she threatening?
     
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    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room Gold

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    If you went through all the crap I've gone through a few months ago you wouldn't be making jokes. So take you're stupidly and false info and shove it.
    @Dumbass
     
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  20. Stan Beeman

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    where are the pics?
     
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