So I now have a gay roommate...

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  1. Mojopin

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    ...and he doesn't find me the least bit attractive.

    Should I feel insulted?
     
  2. Scott

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    Suck his dick. That will sway his opinion.
     
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    Tried that....didn't work.
     
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    Show him your art award.
     
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    Did you find out he was gay cause his dick tasted like shit?
     
  6. Mojopin

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    :bigthink
     
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    I think it was when he stuck it in ma butt.
     
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    Get him liquored up. It'll turn you from a 5 to a 8.
     
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    Arn't you a little old for a roommate? :right:
     
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    I just hope his fag hag girlfriends think differently.
     
  11. Mojopin

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    We're all poor in Montana.
     
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    Cant you buy a house for like $25,000 in Montana? Whats your rent? Like $45 a month?
     
  13. Mojopin

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    It's all relative.
     
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    Now is about the time splash brags on a message board that he's totally loaded.
     
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    ... And go
     
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    I have $1,000,000,000 in the bank
     
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    Yeah, but do gay guys think you're cute?
     
  18. gilaet

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    You should buy Montana.
     
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    :jj:
     
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