so i punched my significant other in a certain place last night

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    She deserved that cunt punch!!! :cuss:

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    wine tonight bro?
     
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  3. DroppingLoads

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    Negged! ;)
     
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  4. freds

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    good for you.


    :beer: relax.
     
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  5. dawg

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    I wish, getting last minute work done for tomorrow. :pissed:
     
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  6. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    Did you spend any time in the hoosegow? :jail:
     
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  7. dawg

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    No, she can take a punch to the cunt.
     
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  8. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Im a little high on riva vodka and some beast but GO DAWG GO!
     
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  9. freds

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    that's an oxymoron. but, carry on.
     
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  10. dawg

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    I know Freds. We need to move to spain where they banned bosses from bothering you you after 6pm and weekends.
     
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  11. DroppingLoads

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    Thx dawg!
     
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    Dawg, good to see ya.
     
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  13. Scott

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    That would be great for my job since all my hours are after 6 PM and weekends.
     
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  14. dawg

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    :beer:
     
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  15. TripTo My Taint

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    Still better than a Donkey Punch...that shit was really happening.


    From Urban Dictionary:

    The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you of course).
    I donkey punched Meredith last night, and It was awesome
     
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  16. wetback

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    :facepalm: :shit: thread :shit: op
     
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  17. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    isn't that what the Hispanics call "sex"?
     
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  18. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    :c
     
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