So I saw a guy riding a two wheeler bike without the front tire...

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  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I was driving and couldn't snap a picture or take a video fast enough, but he was riding it like a unicycle --wtf?

    Have you ever seen this? I figured he was a bike thief

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    If Obama had a son :coffee:
     
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    We used to do that as kids, to see who would go the furthest :cheer:
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    you took the front wheels off?
     
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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    The penalty was eating shit in a spectacular fashion
     
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    ok, these would be my critique

    fixins on the bottom, :nono:

    pepperoni :nono:

    Asian poorly distributed
     
  7. Daveindiego

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    Alerted. :fil:
     
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    I was at Costco today and as I was loading my car and getting ready to leave, 27 y/o hot blonde soccer mom in yoga pants with curvy beautiful fat ass starts loading up her SUV next to me. Along comes 52 y/o white business man hero who stops what he's doing to help her load his car. White Knight shitbrain.

    I was wanted to sucker punch him so bad.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    That dude is probably talking about you to her right now, after they finished banging for the 3rd time.
     
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    You think some douchebag who looks like this is going to score a hot 27 y/o just because he played the hero, white knight card "here my damsel in distress... let me help you with those big heavy groceries"

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    What was he driving? :munch:
     
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    Mmmhuh.
     
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    :console::hhh:
     
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    we would loosen the front wheel, pop a wheelie and see how long before we would lose it and hit the ground..,
     
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    you assumed their age? or did you ask them?
     
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    I dunno if this is racist or not but every time I see wetback my mouth starts to water for that Mexican with the big block of ice shaving it into a cup pouring syrup over it. :drool:
     
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    son of a :mad: what about the Elote' man??
     
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    that would be my first thought too.
     
  20. Anfkid

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    Sorry. In NY we only have the Mexican with the big block of ice. No corn wagons.