So I Shit About 10 Times A Day

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by blairg, Feb 16, 2012.

  1. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    I guess it's a combination of drinking too much and a poor diet. Would anyone be interested in a thread tomorrow where I take a pic each time and mark the time?
     
  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    10 times ... noob
     
  4. Just Peachy

    Just Peachy VIP Extreme Gold

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    No, but thanks for the heads up! ;)
     
  5. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    uh, not I. and that ain't normal, bro. :shit:
     
  6. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    i am still holding out for a day in the life. i am tempted to take some vacation days to come up and shoot it.
     
  7. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    ok well I just thought I'd ask.
     
  8. Lumpy

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    Not interested in the thread...

    But take less cock and dildo up there.....for your healths sake.
     
  9. jonpow

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    Your bowel is inflammed from the booze - ever shit yer pants while rushing to the bathroom
     
  10. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    Ugh, check your soul at the door if you wanna do that, it ain't pretty over here.
     
  11. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    Too much anal can loosen up the sphincter. Just saying. :c
     
  12. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    No cause I always stay close to a bathroom. I've shit myself in the car before though.
     
  13. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    solid or soupy ones?
     
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    I'm tapping out.

    Thanks.
     
  15. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    I can take you to the cemetery where I troll for hookers when I get real fucked up, that's what happened that night I fell in the creek :c
     
  16. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    half and half, except about an hour after I eat my grapefruit, then it's just... grapefruit. Seeds and all.
     
  17. Lumpy

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    You scare me.
     
  18. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    don't think i read about that. so you are saying you can't get laid in a cemetery?
     
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    We truly are brothers in spirit.
     
  20. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    No that's where the hookers hang out, I got lost one night though and fell in the creek and came home like a popsicle it a few days after Christmas. I posted about it when I got home but it probably didn't make much sense.