So I spent like 3 hours talking to Feminine Perfection last night

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Nov 21, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    ...and now I think I'm going to stay with her in Seattle for the weekend :eek:
     
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    Mario is going to Seattle? :eek:
     
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    Describe her tiny tits to me, please. :munch:
     
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    What if she only wants it doggy. Will be oblige.
     
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    Knowing Chriza, thats probably the only part of her that's tiny.
     
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    Long distance relationships are usually for dramer queens.
     
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    This will end in tears.
     
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    Fuck that looks good.
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    They are little and yummy :drool:
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I know :tears:
     
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    Christ I thought this thread was about

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    wear the good camo shorts
     
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    It's not? :worried:
     
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    I guess it is about his sweetling:dontknow:
     
  16. Satori Brah

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    She'll flake out at the last minute.
     
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    Chriza loves the ladies. It's mainly due to the wonderful relationship he has with his mother.
     
  18. Billy Brown

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    Have you ever met this girk?
     
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    Christ, I hate to talk on the phone. 3 hours would kill me. No pussy is worth a 3 hour phone call.
     
  20. Vyb

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    Jesus, right? Not since jr high.