So I stopped off at Walgreens to buy my wife a box of chocolate with a heart on it.

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  1. Bro

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    And this big black guy with a chip in his glasses started to talk to me on the line. We got there at the same time and he let me go ahead of him.

    So he tells me I have a far off stare. I'm like, "Like a deer caught in headlights, right?"

    We both laughed.

    I noticed he had cards so I said, "I don't do cards anymore. Just chocolate." He's like, "My wife is allergic to chocolate." So I was like, "Oh, that's awful." Then he says, "She's allergic to flowers too." So I said, "That's not too bad because flowers die right away anyway so it's not worth the money."

    Then he starts telling me where to buy roses that will stay alive for a week.

    I couldn't help but stare at the chip in his glasses.


    True story.
     
  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    predictable.
     
  4. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    :hat:
     
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    Hi chuck
     
  6. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Hey Bro, looks like you've been doing good at the poker tables.
     
  7. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    I can't break out of my rut. I've been stuck at 430 to 440 for weeks.
     
  8. Bro

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    Did u know there are hands called The Helmuth: Win a pot with pocket 9's, black

    and

    The Negreanu: Win a pot with 10 7 off suit.

    I bought poker books by them. Just them. From watching Poker after Dark on FOX. It's really funny that they have hands named after them in the poker room. I only realized it after I bought the books.
     
  9. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Must be why I lose hands occasionally & can't figure it out.
     
  10. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    HOW CRAZY IS THAT? :c
     
  11. Bro

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    I think the books hurt me more than helped me.
     
  12. Bro

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    Not really. I enjoyed them.
     
  13. Bro

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    There's also The Brunson. Which is Doyle Brunson. I didn't buy his book. Win a pot with 10 2. He's also on Poker After Dark.
     
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    So much fun. :weeed:
     
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    Look at bro being romantic. :c









    BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    did you invite him to join dawgsaloon.com?
     
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    as i was reading your story i had a strange thought you were going to be eventually fucking your mother
     
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    :lol: me too
     
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    Mom likes chocolate
     
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    Sipawitz.