So I think I need to get 72 virgins to hold

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  1. WillyBest

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    Its 72 raisins actually.
    Stupid mooslims.

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    Its amazing how much he decided to piss away for drugs and booze and gambling.
     
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    Gotta hand it to them. That's a pretty wonderful afterlife they conjured up.
     
  6. WillyBest

    WillyBest POTY The Bar Gold

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    72 is such an odd number... why not 50? Why not 100?
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    I'd settle for one.
     
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    Look at you thinking right in the middle of the box.
     
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    Its just a made up number like everything else aboot any religion.
    Its all made up and changed and rewritten by whomever is in power at the time.
    All of it is bullshit.

    Except for the FSM.
    He is real.
    Our lord and savior of noodles.
     
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  10. WillyBest

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    I would have held out for 75.
     
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  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I'll take a dark eternity alone in Hell before being surrounded by 72 women.
     
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    How about the #4 instead?
     
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    Gomez has never had a virgin. He has had a lot of 30-40 yr old sloppy pussy, though. :dontknow:
     
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    Infidel
     
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    Sauce on side?
     
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    What was your former screen name?
    Asking for a friend.
     
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    Gross.
     
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    Ive sent a few to hell
     
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    Go on...
     
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