So... i think i'm done having sex.

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    lately, due to Mrs Shivs mood, I've just been beating off. i gotta be honest, i think i prefer that. no pressure on getting her off, not as much work or effort, take a lot shorter of a time.

    what im saying is... jerking off > sex
     
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    no one asked
     
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    My barber's wife came into the shop yesterday. I think I understand why you married guys all seem like you've won the fucking lottery when your wife leaves for the weekend. I'm surprised the suicide rate isn't much higher among married guys.
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    marriage really is an insane institution.
     
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    Do you spit in your hand when you jerk off?
     
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    my wife is away this weekend and I plan on taking full advantage of that. My bawls are going to be the size of raisins by the time I get thru hacking off this weekend.

    ANd I am only hydrating with beer.

    I have to use power tools this weekend so I may fuck up, but I dont fucking care. :cheer:
     
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    You already told us she was prohibited by her doctor from having sex. Why is it now about her mood and your choice?
     
  8. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Will you be using teh power tools to help beat off? :munch:
     
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    It's Shiv. :dontknow:
     
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    nope, circular saw and putting a floor in my attic. For teh storages
     
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    Sorry your wife quit putting out.
     
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    Once you get through the police academy and she sees you in great shape in your uniform she'll be putting out like crazy
     
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    :backlol2:
     
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    lol
     
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    nah. dont use lotion either
     
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    its both.
     
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    I'm a dry jacker as well.
     
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    meh. id rather beat off