So I think I'm having a problem

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by LaserT, Oct 6, 2014.

  1. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Please don't make a mockery of this.

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    I've been getting shakes and inner tremors for over a month now. I can't even stand with my eyes closed. If I lie in bed, it feels as if I'm in a free fall some nights. Scariest thing I have ever felt in my life. I actually started drinking again to calm the anxiety(I know, bad). My team doctor from my former AHL team who I called seems to think it's anxiety but I'm stressed out(some here know my background). I have to go for a CAT scan and MRI this week. It scares the SHIT out of me what they might find because there is one person who depends on me in life. I can't falter or wilter away with her. I keep hiding my tremors away from her. All I can think of is ALS of MS. Christ, I keep coming here for laughs and the laughs are awesome but nothing seems to calm the anxiety or the body problems.

    Why are you writing this LaserTilt? No one wants to hear your BS. (I agree ha)

    Because I'm looking to get busted on and and get extreme laughs. Might take away the anxiety or the problems. :snicker:

    I think this might be the last time I will lace up(Its getting that bad). My sister and her friends went to a rink for a b-day party yesterday and she made me lace up and skate with them(after I said I wouldn't haha). I had horrible inner balance, but I hid it well from her. I posted this pic on my Facebook. These are the skates I get??? All my years of playing my ass off and playing in MSG for a game and I have to skate in these??(I say that to make me laugh. If it comes off wrong, I apologize). Only for her would I put these on. :snicker:

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    I don't know. I'm scared as FUCK!!! I don't usually curse on here. But I am scared shitless. I know my body and I know something is wrong. I would never use up a thread on Dawgs for some bullshit, but I need laughs. Send it to the "hoochie bin" if need be. Sorry guys. :dontknow:
     
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  2. nearly.normal

    nearly.normal Well-Known Member

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    What is this skating Robin? I mean .. who does that?
     
  3. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    See that's what I'm looking for. Thanks NN. :)
     
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    WillyBest POTY The Bar Gold

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    Insert Michael J. Fox gif here.
     
  5. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Sounds like Beetus.

    Go see your doctor ASAP and stop drinking you dumb fuck. If it is Beetus, drinking is only making it worse from the sugar in most alcohol.


    Feel better.
     
  6. Head Censor

    Head Censor Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    Hang in there, LT. Sometimes it's the not knowing that's the worst.




    Others times, it's all in how you look at things:

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    Hopefully there'll be an uplifting end to your tale. And as one of those naive motherfuckers that Howard hates who hasn't yet completely ruled out the possibility of a higher power, a prayer or two might be sent in your direction to make it so. Might not help, but certainly can't hurt.
     
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    Droog Well-Known Member VIP

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    Don't start self diagnosing. All it does is drive you crazy. There are many things that can cause what you're experiencing.
     
  8. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    No, I don't drink. Started way before I started drinking.
     
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    check1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Keep us posted buddy. Things are way scarier when people depend on you....I know...I keep having kids....over and over again.
    Count your blessings that you're not a Leaf fan. :)
     
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    AmishGirl Well-Known Member

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  11. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Whatever, I didn't mean to bring anyone down. Not my bag. Christ, I'm just so scared with these tremors and shakes.
     
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    Goods Well-Known Member

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  13. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    I told you check, the Leafs are going the right way. They are going to be good this year. They are going to surprise a lot of teams. I love that organization. I'm rooting for them.

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    check1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Don't you mock me! It's bad enough!:giggle:
     
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  15. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    As much as it pains me a bit as a Ranger fan, I hope the Leafs win. I know they'll be in the running this year. They have the team. They are only getting better. ;)

    Leafs have great/loyal fans.
     
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    Zyro Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like Ebola to me.
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    See a behaviorist and stay away from lit candles.
     
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    Don't take any wooden nickles and whatever the result, you'll deal with it just like I did, just like everyone does. Be strong for yaself, ya family and friends. Lotta people love you and wanna see you around n kickin for a long time.
     
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    Sorry to hear, LaserTilt. Based on your symptoms here is my diagnosis:
     
  20. check1

    check1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    They'll do what they always do. Do OK or good for the first few months, go on a terrible run in the new year, come back to make a run for the last playoff spot and get everyone crazy...then miss the playoffs. I hate that I know what'll happen, but damn...it's been the same for a long while and looking at these slugs in the pre season doesn't give me much hope. I'll have hope at the end of the season like every year because I'm an idiot. :(
     
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