So I took my first Tranny home from the bar yesterday.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by AnimalGod, Dec 4, 2013.

  1. AnimalGod

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    He had us pick up him and his car and drive him to the bar and home again. At first he asked if we had any female drivers available. I said no and he told me he was a cross dresser and didn't want to make the driver uncomfortable. I had a team pick him up from his place and take him to a bar he wanted to got to. Later I picked him back up. My driver who took him said the guy was straight and had a girlfriend we all speculated this may not be entirely true. When I went to pick him up he was a mess and staggered into our car and into his. He had on a wig and high heels and torn fish net stockings. On the way home he threw up on himself and on his car door. I rolled his window down but because of his seat belt he couldn't get his head out fast enough. I pulled over and he hurled out the door his wig fell off into the puke and he spewed on it. He threw it on the floor board and I drove him home. When we got to his place he staggered out of the car grabbed his wig and reflexively put it back on. I suggested he should take off his heels so he didn't fall but he refused and stumbled away. He seemed like a nice guy he has a girlfriend but still made a pass at me and said he thought he was Bi. Multiple times he asked me if he looked good and I lied and told him I was sure any women in the club were jealous of him which seemed to make him very happy. I'm glad he didn't try to shake my hand or hug me since he was covered in puke.
     
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    How much do you weigh now?
     
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    Words
     
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    Did he have a tight ass?
     
  7. Mur

    Mur WTF is this shit? Gold

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    What kind of pass did he make at you?
     
  8. Mr. Potato Head

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    It was something like, "I'll pass.:puke:"
     
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    Where are your ears?
     
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    Zeit has AGs account :facepalm:
     
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    AG, what kind of house did this guy have...dump?
     
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    He asked me if I had ever been with a transsexual and said he would rock my world. When I said no thanks he said "You know I look good" and "I'm available".
     
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    How did his balls taste?
     
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    AnimalGod Legend 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    Condo's pretty nice area he also had a brand new car. He said he was a paramedic.
     
  16. Billy Brown

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    Same thread at two sites.

    So sad.
     
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    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    not reading
     
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    Double the page views, double the sense of worth.
     
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    go back to sfn you shit talker
     
  20. Billy Brown

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    Double the excuse to talk about his tranny. :c