So I Was At Work, Semi-Erect

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  1. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    Not so much that you would notice unless you were staring at my crotch. Something about coffee, does it to me all the time. Anyways, one of my hot female co-worker comes up and gives me a really tight close hug, because today is my last day at work until I get back from Iran. So I go from a semi to a throbbing hard on in about 2 seconds. She must of felt it because she backed right up and looked down and you can just see straight hard on. She was so embarrassed. I was all :facepalm:. We laughed about it after though. Worst part is whenever I get a hardon, I always leak some cum when it gets soft. So I had to spend 15 minutes in a stall in the mens room with my dick out waiting for it to go soft so I didn't stain my pants.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    there is no way you have a job.
     
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    I'm a mechanical engineer at an aviation firm, pecker head.
     
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    Pix of the chick?
     
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    Don't act like your not impressed
     
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    :rofl:
     
  8. blairg

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    Sure, I'll post pics of my co-workers here :rolleye:
     
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    peckerhead!!!!!!!! :spit:
     
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    :sad:
     
  11. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    for what it's worth, a canadian mechanical engineer is the equivalent of a janitor anywhere else.
     
  12. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    So says you :coffee:

    And don't offend SinisterJ :jj:
     
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    we don't care about the face

    and, this is the worst Dear Penthouse Forum letter I have ever read :c
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    so work = trolling a bus station?
     
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    how did I miss this the first time I read it :jj:
     
  17. blairg

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    I'm going to do Missionary work, teaching english, handing out medicine, stuff like that. Real noble shit bro.
     
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    I take the train to work, I find it a very sophisticated method of travel.
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    based on the Daniel Perlman video, there are head-hunting tribesmen in those hills -- watch your back bro

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    will you have internet access so you can keep us updated?
     
  20. blairg

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    We're going to civilize those animals. Yeah I got internet access, but my posts might be at odd hours, I think Iran is in a different time zone.