So I was just thinking....If I was a real life Sociopath, I think I'd be a Bus Driver

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I bet they run people over all the time, and never get arrested.

    :c
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    How was North Island this morning. Heard it was a fucking zoo.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Got on the base quickly at 5:20am, and ended up parking in the area that the signs said not to park yesterday.

    But when I went to lunch, it was apeshit, and they shut down the back gate.

    They fired off big canons around 10am. :cheer:
     
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    I was downtown since I am on leave. I had to calm a bunch of tourist down that were about to call 911. They said it sounded like a plane hit a building.

    I wanted to ask them how they know what a plane slamming into a building sounds like. Dumb Japs
     
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    You see those 3 Cruise Ships today? Holy Fuck. I saw one of them coming in, and was all 'Daaaaammmmmnnnnnnnnnnn'.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Big fuckers
     
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    The Jap family came off one of those ships. They were down by petco with a ton of bags looking for the Manchester Hyatt.
     
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    Lose your placard? :console:

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    tomtom is here.
     
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    I would be an FBI agent who hunts down serial killers, getting paid to hunt myself down while planting false evidence and banging Gillian Anderson.
     
  13. BaddFunn

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    this bus driver decapitated 14 chinee

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    Guess those poles don't have much give.
     
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    Dexter Mulder?
    Fox Morgan.

    Fox Morgan is better.
     
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    sarnie haha,sore losers Gold

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    lol
     
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    friggin japs
     
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    garage doors give a lot more.

    this guy got arrested in his hospital bed for DWI yesterday. he failed at killing the 5 kids on board.

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    the two dogs home at the time were also unharmed
     
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    Saw this on the news when i got home. :lol:

    Think they said he was 68 years old or something.