So I was just watching Baywatch...

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  1. ClintDagger

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    And my gf told me to go get some wine because she wants to get messed up and fuck all night.

    I think she was jealous of the hot white girls. You guys should try it.
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    On the Cozi channel? That show is so funny. One time Pamela Anderson was doing CPR on someone and they just showed her boobs the entire time. I guess that's the entire point of the show, though. I'm intensely stupid.
     
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    Having tequila shots with wifey as we speak. I don't wanna say there is a 90% chance of backdoor action happening, because I'm a gentleman.

    But there is a 90% chance of backdoor action happening.
     
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    :jj:

    "He was attacked by a shark and his leg was bitten off, Mitch!"

    Director: "Cut to the tits".
     
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    Easy! That's someone's wife you're talking about.
     
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    On YouTube. I always watch the last season because I remember watching it in college. Good nostalgia for me.
     
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    Well done Sleepster. We're about to watch Fear the Walking Dead and then it's go time bay bay!
     
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    Shhh, don't tell.

    Snitches get stitches.

    And butt stuff.
     
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    Drunk fucking is the best.

    Put a pump in for El Sleeperino.
     
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    I appreciate all the Instagram "models" that wear the "baewatch" Pam one pieces

    Because apparently "bae" means before anyone else... and clearly them hewers that wear those legendary Pam red get ups had their hymens diced in middle school.
     
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