So I was on youtube looking at reviews for a can opener and saw this

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  1. Tranquil

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    Howard related because he doesn't know what a can opener is either.
     
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    would bang
     
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    I would never get to eat raviolios if I was with her.:bigcry:
     
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    The Chey Boyardee Raviolis have a pull tab on the top. No can opener required. I just had some tonight.
     
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    I would still use a can opener.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Millennials...:rolleyes:
     
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    Havent had those in ages, still an enjoyable snack i take it?
     
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    No, she has hot chick syndrome. I can't tell you why, but most hot chicks don't know shit about anything.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    I just really hope it's a joke. :snicker:
     
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    Can openers are not the easiest thing to figure out if you have never been shown - although I may have a different opinion if it wasn't a cute young girl.
     
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    I agree, when I was 6 years old opening up a can for the first time was tough.
     
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    Yep, lol
     
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    I hope she knows how to unzip a guys pants
     
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    Doesn't matter, Ashley could suck a tennis ball thru a garden hose
     
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    I met my wife when she was 17. She couldn't even boil pasta or cut a decent looking slice of cheese. I thought it was cute as she was slim, firm, and a swallower. Now she is 27 still cannot cook for shit, suffice to say I don't find it cute anymore.
     
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    Does she still swallow?
     
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    I'd put it in Ashley's can.
     
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    Wasn't there a time when women used to cook? A past long forgotten I suppose.
     
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    reviews for a can opener? Are there different models? They all look the same.
     
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    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    Would pack my bags and leave.