So I was pulling my hair back into a Mun, admiring my Trident that I had just trimmed.

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  1. Daveindiego

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    :c

    Yeah, I'm naming my facial hair now. It's called a Trident. And it's bad fucking ass.
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    The best part about being single and alone is that you don't have someone there during the awkward 'grow periods' telling you everyday how you're fucking up.

    I'm smart like that.

    :c
     
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    Imma need pictorial proof.
     
  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    C'mon, you know the game, you guys need to beg me first. :wub:
     
  5. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Winterbush
     
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    Listen to yourself, you sound like a self absorbed cunt
     
  7. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Dave has no one at home to call him a homo. So he comes here to hear it instead.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Lol
     
  9. Daveindiego

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    Hairless.

    And I still don't listen to you faggits. :c
     
  10. Artie Laugh

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  11. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    I may be going out on a limb here, but I'm going to say that Dave is mentally ill.
     
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    you should write a self help book, Dave.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Trend setters usually get looked at strangely.

    Pharoh

    Nero

    Hitler

    Manson
     
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    i will attend the signing party.
     
  15. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    No good to be had in writing no books.

    I'm going to start a Cult, or a religion, or some shit like that. :smile:
     
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    [​IMG]

    #4 currently
     
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  17. Daveindiego

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    I'm working out the Messiah image thing, and I think I have it just about locked down.

    :c
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    :gayhand:
     
  19. Daveindiego

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    I'm not even on the charts!

    I'm a trendsetter, this thing is now to be called 'The Trident'. :grad:
     
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    Duh. Why else would Mario want to blow me?