Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Daveindiego, Oct 3, 2014.
Yeah, I'm naming my facial hair now. It's called a Trident. And it's bad fucking ass.
The best part about being single and alone is that you don't have someone there during the awkward 'grow periods' telling you everyday how you're fucking up.
I'm smart like that.
Imma need pictorial proof.
C'mon, you know the game, you guys need to beg me first.
Listen to yourself, you sound like a self absorbed cunt
Dave has no one at home to call him a homo. So he comes here to hear it instead.
And I still don't listen to you faggits.
I may be going out on a limb here, but I'm going to say that Dave is mentally ill.
you should write a self help book, Dave.
Trend setters usually get looked at strangely.
i will attend the signing party.
No good to be had in writing no books.
I'm going to start a Cult, or a religion, or some shit like that.
I'm working out the Messiah image thing, and I think I have it just about locked down.
I'm not even on the charts!
I'm a trendsetter, this thing is now to be called 'The Trident'.
Duh. Why else would Mario want to blow me?