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So I was taking a make-up final when the shooting story broke out...

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  1. sickfeeling

    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    I was in the tiny office of this ANCIENT professor taking my test as she was following the story.
    She was upset because the body count was at two or three, but still, she just lamented the modern society, etc, etc.

    I was handing her my scantron (I missed the final on Monday due to my retardation) when suddenly she refreshed her news website and the casualty rate had been changed to 27.

    Holy fucking christ, she screamed and stuttered and I HAD TO FUCKING HOLD HER FROM FALLING OUT OF HER CHAIR.

    She is very old and has those wobbly fake knees that never quite work.

    She wept and wept and all I could think was, "I really need to get to Academy and buy some of those sport shoe strings for my new shoes"


    She eventually let me go and got a hold of herself.
    She thanked me for being with her.



    I can still smell her oldness on my jacket.


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  3. sickfeeling

    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    I thought about making some shit up to make this story interesting, but meh.
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    You're still in school?

    Jesus man, its a victory lap, not marathon.
     
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    All is OK in the world. Sick is on the scene to make sense of the tragedy.
     
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    you shoulda raped her
     
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    Chriza You look like a tree! Gold VIP

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    as a substitute I have a walkie talkie and with the push of a button have the swat team surrounding the school within about 7 minutes
    of course were a gun free zone so they will surround a campus full of dead people, but still
    seven minutes
     
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    I was in Elementary School when Reagan got shot.

    I was in High School when Challenger blew up.

    I was in da College when the first Gulf War happened.

    TY. :coffee:
     
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    i generally jerk off to every female i meet, even if old or gross, just for the sheer pervertedness factor
    but not this one
    i wince at the thought
     
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    Jesus. :jj:
     
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    I was in elementary when challenger went down.
    I was standing in line for lunch when the word came down- music teacher was crying.
    I said something like, "one down!"

    I was taken to the principals office and my parents were called
    group of lovely people
     
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    narcissisickfeeling :coffee:
     
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    pleased to meet you, won't you guess my name?
     
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    I bought orange shoe strings, btw
     
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    Reggie
     
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    I actually felt sick when the number jumped from 3 to 27.
    My first thought when I heard the shooting had happened was like, "fuck. well at least the shooter just killed himself and a couple of teachers"
    when it changed to 27 it was fucking painful.
     
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    Chriza You look like a tree! Gold VIP

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    They're called shoelaces, old lady groper
     
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    my shoes are quite niggerish these days
    i will probably be shot for them
     
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    you keep trying, that's adorable
     

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