So I went out of my way to get my friend's kid an internship at my company.

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

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    My friend came to me and asked if we had anything available. I went to the HR lady and convinced her to create a position for my friend's daughter. I also had to convince my boss that it was worth the money. She was made an offer on 6/27 and she accepted it. Her start date is 7/6. She just backed out. :facepalm:
     
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    YOu gonna shoot her?
     
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    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    Good job.
     
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    I want to punch her mom in the cunt.
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Ha ha
     
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    I'm not sure flirting will help anything
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Vandely industries?
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Gotta fucking hate shit like that

    Ungrateful cunts
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Also what does the daughter look like
     
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    Yes, but we're dropping our importing business and focusing on the exporting. We also are considering branching out into marine biology.
     
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    Isn't an internship a free position?
     
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    She's hot. I hate myself for looking at her. But I be lookin'...
     
  13. NipplesAndToes23

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    Nope. She was gonna get $10 an hour.
     
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    Just keep making those gortex jackets...those things are money

    Oh....and look for a lump of coal as this year's Christmas bonus
     
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    Not enough birddogging going on over there.
     
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    :jj::jj: People are such assholes i got my buddy a job with me and he no called no showed his first day :facepalm:
     
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    is she hot?
     
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    This guy gets it. The only question that matters.
     
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    ^^^^this^^^^ Seriously......specs please! :fil:
     
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