so I went out to lunch with this hot chickl

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  1. Shine

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    I have known her for awhile. She picks the spot and I always pay. Anyway, as we sit down to order, I feel this huge pain in my stomach come on. I excused myself and went to the bathroom. I barely make it to the toilet and my asshole explodes. the shit shot out like a fucking rocket. There was no wipe needed and I quick washed my hands. I got back to the table in record time so there was no suspicion of shit, only piss. :cheer:
     
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    This is why she goes.
     
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    duh
     
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    I'm a better nigga for reading this.
     
  5. BrulesRules

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    This thread is worthless without pics...

    of the shit
     
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    Too bad you're a pasty white guy.

    Confirmed and verified.
     
  7. Shine

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    i didnt have time to take a pic of the shit. I had to get back out there so she didnt suspect I was shitting
     
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    take a pic of your butthole
     
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    why does it matter if she's only there for the free lunch? :dontknow:
     
  10. Shine

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    because in my mind, someday she is gonna fuck me. I know its not true but I gotta believe
     
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    Ima make believe it was her

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    soon7.jpg
     
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    totally been there..thre is this Asian girl I've been friend's with since high school. We still hangout when she is back in town and each time i sucker myself into thinking I'm gonna get some :facepalm:
     
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    :nocheer: she isnt that hot
     
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    confirmed by who? only thing pasty on me is my elbows in feb.
     
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    Do you fucking people ever proofread your thread titles and posts before submitting them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cuss:
     
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    have you ever been stuck with your pants down and a shit cramp but you can't sit down and you can't stand up and you think you're gonna have to launch it bending over into the toilet?
     
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    this shit transaction was soo quick she didnt know it happened :evil:
     
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    This "nigga" be whiter than Zeit.
     
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    it's Shine..what do you expect?!?!