So I Woke Up With This Throbbing Boner

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  1. Vyb

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    and I go into the bathroom to brush my teeth. My wife is getting dressed in there and she takes a look and says, "Oh my God, you are extremely well-hung!" (which I don't think is accurate but I'll admit the boner was impressive).

    So, anyway, now I'm feeling like the white Lexington Steele. With the toothbrush still in my mouth, I'm all, "Hey nowwww" :marx: "So why don't you, uh, you know, help a brotha out?" :c

    So she grabs it and flops it up and down like she's shaking hands and says, "Oh sorry, tons busy right now. I've got to make coffee!" And, of course, she left to go make coffee.

    And that scene, oh my brothers, sums up teh Vyb's married life. :facepalm:

    Fin.
     
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    Did you jerk it off?
     
  5. Doug Masters

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    thats how it all begins brah
     
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    Nah. Cold shower/coffee.
     
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    Why would you deny yourself?
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Well, it'll be 14 years this November. So, it isn't as if this just started. :facepalm:
     
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  10. Vyb

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    Believe it or not I have a difficult time with that. :shucks: I'm like the Saloon's Jon Hein. :c
     
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    coffee is more important to her than pleasing the Vyb?

    run, son.
     
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    Were you expecting a hand job or a blow job?
     
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    Lol, perfect smilie!!!!
     
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    I'm sorry brah, I know how that is

    ...unlike you though, I have no issues with rubbing one out...

    shower is the best place, plus I bring that iPhone in and you have instant pr0n :c
     
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    You shower with your iPhone?!?
     
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    I was sort of hoping for a lil blowie for starters, followed by her leading me back to bed so she could climb on and slide up and down on my ivory love truncheon.

    :facepalm:
     
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    Good question. :bigthink
     
  20. Doug Masters

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    there is a small window in the shower...I put the phone between the two panes of glass so it doesn't get wet and on the window facing the shower I rub a little soap in the area of the phone so it doesn't steam up and voilà...instant theatre :c