So if Beth Posts a Craiglist Ad, How Does it Read? What about Howie?

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  1. Captain

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    [h=2]My friends say he's out there.... - 34 (Miami)[/h]age : 34 height : 5'10" (172cm)status : whatever

    SWF - 34, blond, Q-Tip figure. Due to my packed schedule of attending to lost kats and Instantgram, I'm looking for benefits without friends. I'm very active: I lift wallets, credit cards, money market accounts, stock options and careers. A LTR would be acceptable with a guy who has a nice home and is never there. I enjoy sarcasm and great comebacks, particularly when directed against you; so make me laugh. I love kats and hate kids. No press photo, no reply. No dic pics, please, since I have no intention of ever getting near one.
     
  2. Beth143nacho

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    Reads so mush like a retarded children's book that Craigslist is ordered to offer a font mimicking crayons and requiring a dialog warning to anyone using it not to attempt to eat the font.
     
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    Thats a good one I was thinking more of


    White female wife seeks cuckold session with her jewish bisexual husband. Snowballing and felching included. Serious inquieries only.
    Long Island/Hamptons area prefferred.
     
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