So if God made man in his image, and God and Jesus are dudes...

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    Then they both have cocks, right? So do they jack off? Do they get wood at inopportune times? Who do they fuck? Wouldn't they want to get laid? What about pissing? And eating? And shitting? Do they drop monster logs sometimes and after a huge meal? I suppose they have toilets. And what if the toilet clogs? Do they have a heavenly plunger?
     
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    Did Kevin ever get his jacket back?
     
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    Justin. And no. :c
     
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    Justin, Kevin, Chad... I can't keep track of all your goofy white friends!!!
     
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    God and Jesus are superior to mortal beings, so they probably have all those things covered by their superiority. Here's the million dollar question: What color are they, or do they appear in the color of the observer???
     
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    Questions about a fairy tale? Riveting.
     
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    Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet? Why did Judas grab the Romans while Jesus slept?
     
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    It's pretty obvious they're white. Just like Santa Clause.
     
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    DB asking life's tough questions. :up:
     
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    When I was a kid I used to ask similar questions in Sunday School and they'd tell me to shut the fuck up. I was just a curious kid. :dontknow: