so im at a shit hole bar right now, and i have a question

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Mar 16, 2012.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Would you take shit at a bar?
     
  2. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    When you gotta go, you gotta go.
     
  3. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    hover, dude, hover

    and don't flush
     
  4. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Not AT the bar, maybe in the bathroom.
     
  5. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    You should scratch a big vag on the wall while your shitting.
     
  6. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I would hate to but sometimes you have no choice.
     
  7. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    what other choice you got? you gonna go home to shit?
     
  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I'd feel more sorry for that toilet. :smile:
     
  9. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    "more sorry"? :facepalm:
     
  10. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    fuck off
     
  11. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

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    ^ ban please
     
  12. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    what the fuck do you know, you eat your own cum
     
  13. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    leave 'em an upper decker.
     
  14. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    i still dont get why he gets to keep that avatar
     
  15. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Make sure you carve "Fuck off Blaaaarg!!!!" into the wall.
     
  16. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

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    i have it blocked at work
     
  17. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    that really bothers you doesn't it? :jj:
     
  18. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    if Dawg asked me I'd change it in a second, I don't know what to tell you :dontknow:
     
  19. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    i dont have to block it....but its still in violation of the NSFW act of 1963
     
  20. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Never in a million years. I can plan my shits better than that. I can also hold up to 6 feet of feces in my intestines until I can reach a familiar toilet.