so I'm at this titty bar in Miami

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  1. WillyBest

    WillyBest POTY The Bar Gold

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    ...smells like sushi in here
     
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    i was at my local sushi place yesterday and I said it smells like a fucking miami titty bar in here
     
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    Rum Balls Well-Known Member

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    Do they serve sushi
     
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    O snap you've been paged
     
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    WillyBest POTY The Bar Gold

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    You ever been to Miami, Gar?
     
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    Nope
     
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    There's a good one in Coral Gables. No fish, just coeds workin the stage.
     
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    WillyBest POTY The Bar Gold

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    It's cool, we should meet up there some time. Hottest bitches in the world.
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    WillyBest POTY The Bar Gold

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    St. Patty's day? Already?
     
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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    What does it really smell like in a strip club?
     
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    I've been so busy the past month or so, I totally missed putting up my Valentine's one. :oops:

    Figured I might as well get a jump on St. Patty's Day. :shucks:
     
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    No you're not
     
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    Cabbage. The Eastern Europeans have taken over the pole.
     
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    Sweat and desperation
     
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    Smells like perfume and tits.
     
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    I was in this stripper place called the Ravens Nest on LI back in the day and this one time me and my bro were joking and laughing and the stripper on stage was all like, what's so funny? Do you think it's funny that I'm up here freezing my ass off?

    True story.
     
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    Tears and sadness. Also, ass. Mostly ass.
     
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    WillyBest POTY The Bar Gold

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    Prove it