So I'm DM'ing with a L.A. news hottie on Twitter I went to high school with...

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    and she's single.

    I sent her a picture of my cock and she told me "if that's you, you should be in porn"


    Any you guys out there with game have any advice on how i can land this chick and stick it in her?
     
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    Keyless Chuck Barely a VIP

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    Send @Schmoopy a cock pic. That's a good start
     
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  3. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Isnt Shmoopy a dude?
     
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    Keyless Chuck Barely a VIP

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    Yes, from what I here he has went full fag. Try your cock pics out on him, if he likes them then forward said pics to future rape victim woman.
     
  5. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    :giggle:
     
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  6. BuffaloTom

    BuffaloTom Closed By User Banned User

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    Chloriform, duct tape and a cabin in the woods.
     
  7. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    A fistful of fifties in one hand and your Dawgs POTY award in the other..
     
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    fag Well-Known Member Banned User

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    So full of shit
     
  9. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Here's a hint, she should only see your penis right before you're using it, dopey.
     
  10. Dominic GPS

    Dominic GPS TIT: Texan-In-Training VIP

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    I think puppet would make an interesting dungeon master
     
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  11. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    You're hooked on this stalker/rape thing. You got something you wanna share?
     
  12. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    step 1 - NEVER SEND A COCK PICK
    step 2 - ask directly to go somewhere
    too late now
     
  13. BuffaloTom

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    Sure, when do you want me to come over?
     
  14. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Back off, big boy! Your names not Jayla.
     
  15. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Do you live near LA?

    If so, invite her to lunch first (saves spending big $$ if she's not that interested). This also gets the first date out of the way.
    Let her talk about her "career", and whatever else is on her mind. Ask questions, seem interested.
    Feed her ego. Tell her she's pretty on TV, but gorgeous in person, etc.
    If she's into it, dinner, a few drinks, back to her place and nail her.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    That would never happen. He'd rather complain about never getting pussy.
     
  17. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    He hasn't figured out if you want the goodies you've gotta put in the work yet?
     
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  18. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    i do think this is sage advice.
     
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    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Step one: Become a casting director.
    There are no further steps needed.
     
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    IDK, if you can't win a woman by initiating an online conversation by sending her a dick pick and telling her she should be a porn star, I guess there is nothing I can offer to help you. Don't sell yourself short GaryPuppet, you have tremendous game.
     
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