So I'm doing the online dating thing

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  1. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    And I'm going to a chick's house tomorrow night at seven, just to have sex. I don't ever do this, but I'm going to do it. Nice body but not skinny as hell. Blonde, big boobs though. TGIF. And I'm wearing a rubber. I don't like rubbers, nothing like the real thing.
     
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    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    Probably go through a couple rubbers
     
  3. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    What site?

    I need some big-boobed chunky sex.
     
  4. Dlist

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    Go to the bar.
     
  5. jake206

    jake206 Well-Known Member

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    Only reason to be on SFN..Baba's hooker thread provides the answers and help you seek.
     
  6. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    thank you for sharing.
     
  7. AGT Blows

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  8. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    if you want to fit in here, it better be anal
     
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    remember when you wake up in a tub of ice... dont panic

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  11. mrd160

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    Whatsyourprice.com
     
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    Epic...epic thread...he should move his creepy ass over here
     
  13. Popeye Saavedra

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    Yeah, take this bullshit to the bar.
     
  14. DogStar69

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    [video=youtube;kuwI5FGD_-I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuwI5FGD_-I[/video]
     
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    Get a benjy mask a.s.a.p
     
  16. smackyou

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    Watch out for the dick

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    gross
     
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    I've had 3 of my kidneys stolen from these online sex tricks.
     
  19. Bababaloney

    Bababaloney Fudge Packer Banned User

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    Dude, I guess no one else is going to play it straight, so what the fuck I will...

    If you're legit here and actually plan on doing this, you do know that you're going to find a guy there who'll either mug you or try to have you suck his cock, right?
     
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