so i'm in big trouble with my wife this morning

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Aug 29, 2012.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Because she had a dream that i cheated on her :facepalm:

    she won't speak to me
     
  2. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    congratulations
     
  3. Krusty

    Krusty New Member

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    How could you do that to her ?
     
  4. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    You have a psycho for a wife.
     
  5. Motoflou

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    That's women for ya.
     
  6. Chiva

    Chiva Well-Known Member

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    Not surprising your wife :quote: had a dream :quote:

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  7. BrulesRules

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    hopefully it was with a hot chick and not a guy.
     
  8. HAL

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    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
     
  9. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Is ur wife in a wheel chair? cause shes retarded
     
  10. Motoflou

    Motoflou New Member

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    fixed!
     
  11. HAL

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    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
     
  12. newcastlefan

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    So she caught you
     
  13. Colon Cowboy

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    Is your wife 15....
     
  14. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan Banned VIP Gold

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    No, but its said she likes the dark meat
     
  15. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Well if she is gonna be mad at you anyways you may as well go cheat.
     
  16. BrulesRules

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    tell her you had a dream that you divorced her then leave.
     
  17. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    i said that :chair:
     
  18. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Your wife seems to be as bright as you are...you are a perfect match for each other.
     
  19. Chiva

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    :jj:
     
  20. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    She doesnt have to speak to you - flip her over and deep-seed her asshole! :)