So I'm in DC

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  1. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    pre-observation:

    Three gals wearing Redskins garb get on the plane.

    They were fat.

    They were hideous.

    @Kanye West
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    you giving DC a reach around?
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    Initial observation:

    major fucking third world traffic.

    Mogadishu epic traffic in fact.
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    next observation:

    60 degree weather, tons of faggots jogging and riding bikes like they are crossing the Continental divide. Lots of gritting teeth.
     
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    they have mass transit, mr important.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I would be going to bars, looking for traitorous GOP congresspeople, and then get in their faces to yell at them. :grad:
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    "Hey, is your name John Cornyn? Yeah? Well you're a fucking piece of fucking shit, asshole. Go and fuck yourself and your whole fucking state." :grad:
     
  8. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    next observation:

    lots of shit being built on or near the mall. in fact lots of shit being built everywhere.

    your tax dollars at work.
     
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    :lol:

    I think it hit 60 degrees out here for about 20 minutes this year.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Thanks Obama.

    That's what else you could do, write Obama a 'Thank you' note, and take it over to the white house.
     
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    freds you broke it VIP

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    you have to go to Virginia to find them. DC is full of young liberals in skinny jeans.
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    um, apparently no one white is using it mr know nothing about DC.
     
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    that's the Capital building, you heathen.
     
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    freds you broke it VIP

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    i have a Metro card in my wallet.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I hear that there a lot of people of color in DC.
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    no stupid there is other shit besides that under construction you melvin Santee tumbleweed.
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    yeah and the gals are kinda hot. at least the ones with jobs are.
     
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    freds you broke it VIP

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    are you anywhere near 14th?
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    yup
     
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    you're going to like it. step over the homeless and enjoy the experience.

    Matchbox is a nice place. 14th and U.

    Stoney's pub on P west of 14th is good wings and beer.