So I'm on this Dating Website and I got this email yesterday

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jul 13, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...


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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    She can probably cook a good meatloaf. Give her a call.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Looks like bobtraw on the "Planet of the Apes" beach.
     
  6. Gomez

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    keep on playin playah
     
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    :jj: I was thinking the same thing about the beach. "Planet of the Apes" or "Lost".
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    she looks much better from behind in your cooking thread.
     
  10. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    Rusty Staub's on the market again.
     
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    redheads are awesome in bed



    FACT
     
  12. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    :jj:
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Yes
     
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    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Why am I the gold standard for hideousness?!
     
  16. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Well? Do you like phone sex?
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    She might have a nice voice.
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Yes and no

    I like when one person is saying things to get the other off but when both people are talking it's awkward
     
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    That's the pic mlaw sends out to trick guys into thinking she's hot
     
  20. gilaet

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    I bet she sounds like Zelda Rubinstein.