Having my nightly smoke, it's a nice quiet night, a slight breeze stirs the leaves of the trees, it's dark. I'm scrolling through the stern forum looking through the threads when I see movement on the ground in front of me. I look over and there's a huge skunk not a foot in front of me, coming straight at me, oblivious to me. I stood still as I could. All of a sudden this loud stupid fucking alert goes off on my phone, almost causing me to have a heart attack. I jump a tad just as the skunk notices me. I thought for sure he was going to spray me. But he bolted away at top speed, never considered it. I think it was past that point. It was a fight or flight instinct, and he flew away. Thank the Gods.