WTF So I'm out....

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Snort, May 19, 2016.

  1. Snort

    Snort Looking for my weed and xanax Gold

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    Having my nightly smoke, it's a nice quiet night, a slight breeze stirs the leaves of the trees, it's dark.

    I'm scrolling through the stern forum looking through the threads when I see movement on the ground in front of me.

    I look over and there's a huge skunk not a foot in front of me, coming straight at me, oblivious to me.

    I stood still as I could. All of a sudden this loud stupid fucking alert goes off on my phone, almost causing me to have a heart attack.

    I jump a tad just as the skunk notices me. I thought for sure he was going to spray me.

    But he bolted away at top speed, never considered it. I think it was past that point. It was a fight or flight instinct, and he flew away.

    Thank the Gods.
     
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  2. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Damn...night critter freak me out
     
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  3. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    you still smell like ass and rancid poon
     
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  4. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Thank you :wub:
     
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  5. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    This is quite an indictment.
     
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  6. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    oh god dammit I was talking to snort.....hot piece of ass like you probably smell like pineapples and yankme candles
     
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    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

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    Lucky man
     
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  8. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted Gold

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    For whatever strange reason, I've always loved the smell of skunk. If you'd have been sprayed, I just might have had to book a flight to come smell you!
     
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  9. Snort

    Snort Looking for my weed and xanax Gold

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    I'm gonna go see if I can find him.... brb.
     
  10. SuperFarts

    SuperFarts Well-Known Member

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    Have you ever been "sprayed" by a skunk before?

    If so, how long before you can get rid of the smell? I'm going to assume that the clothes would be unusable.

    Once in a while, I'll run over a dead skunk. The smell will be on the car for a week.


    :scratch:
     
  11. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    It's never bothered me either.
     
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    Tranquil Decent! VIP

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  13. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Which bar mod was it?
     
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  14. Snort

    Snort Looking for my weed and xanax Gold

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    :jj:
     
  15. Snort

    Snort Looking for my weed and xanax Gold

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    Nope my first experience with a skunk, sir.
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    There aren't even mods there anymore :jj: it's lawless
     
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    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    I don't think they spray unless you fuck with them.
     
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  18. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted Gold

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    I've never known who's a "mod" & who's "staff", other than Dawg & Monk of course.
     
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  19. Mr. Meatkabob

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    So what you're saying is, you went out for a smoke tonight.
     
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    BethsBraneCell Sandy Cunt Banned User

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    From my experience, skunks have always chose to run off rather than spray. Sometimes if I was a little too close they would raise their tail as a warning and as soon as I stopped and slowly backed away they would scamper off.
     
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