so i'm probably scoring a fucking parrot!

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  1. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    what should i do with it once i get it? :dunno:
     
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    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Poison it. Little smartass birds.
     
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  3. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    thinking about teaching him how to say, "have a nice day" "thank you so much" "enjoy your sandwich" and putting hi m outside the door of my stores?
     
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    Enjoy the stink of bird shit and urine and birdseed splattered newspaper. I bet the fucking thing is a mute too
     
  5. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    it'll be an outdoor bird, whats the deal with clipping their wings? so i don't have to keep him in a cage
     
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    Clip his wings and attach plastic hands. :backlol2:
     
  7. Avalon

    Avalon down to earth elitist Gold

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    wut would ozzy do... :bigthink
     
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    He's gonna shit all over your entrance

    and bite your customers' kids
     
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    Has OP ever heard a real parrot IRL?

    I'd kill the thing in 4 minutes if I owned one.
     
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    It sounds like Engaged Chicken
     
  11. HelloCleveland!

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    A roommate of mine had a parrot. What an annoying fucking bird.
     
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    cute until health department inspections
    or until he learns the n-word
     
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    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    dude i'd kick your ass bro
     
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    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    why was it annoying?
     
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    i bet you support PETTA . Faggot
     
  16. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    do they make bird diapers or what?
     
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    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    how well do parrots and crows get along?
     
  18. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Dude, did you see that faggit ceremony Viking funeral they did for that guy in GWAR?

    How embarrassing is that for you? :giggle:
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Slayer didn't do no faggity-ass Viking Funerals for Hannemann.

    :c
     
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  20. HelloCleveland!

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    It never shut up. Always squawking and talking.
     
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