Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Jun 5, 2016.
5 wasted fucking years. I wish I didn't like penis so much, or I'd go gay.
Ask me anything.
Go gay and invest in strap-ons.
...and take pics.
Just doesn't cut it Mo. I like men.
Bless your heart for thinking outside the "box".
Just take pics then.
I have one of those
In your mouth?
I have one and can be on call 24/7... just an FYI.
Oh and sorry it didn't work out.
Why did you break up? And who dumped whom?
I'm not sure how to answer that.
Our neighbor told dumdum that I had an affair with a teenage boy, who was renting a room in our home. Which is ridiculous, kid was like a son to me. Not to mention fat with acne. Then we got into a huge fight and I told him to fuck himself and we went separate ways in life.
Admit that you let the fat zitty kid tongue your crotch.
From that.... sounds like you broke up with him.
Will you now punch your meddling neighbor in the teeth?
Oh, I'm more of a snake in the grass...but I assure you I exacted my revenge.
Another shed up in mysterious flame?
The neighbor fell for the banana in the tailpipe.
Huge pile of dogshit in the back of his $80,000 souped up truck, and I set his foosball table on fire.