So, I'm single again.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Jun 5, 2016.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    5 wasted fucking years. I wish I didn't like penis so much, or I'd go gay. :sad:

    Ask me anything. :stfcup:
     
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  2. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    Go gay and invest in strap-ons.

    ...and take pics.
     
  3. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Just doesn't cut it Mo. I like men. :dontknow:
     
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    I tried.
     
  5. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Bless your heart for thinking outside the "box". ;)
     
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    Just take pics then.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I have one of those
     
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  8. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    In your mouth?
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Maybe...
     
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  10. Snort

    Snort Something witty Gold

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    I have one and can be on call 24/7... just an FYI.


















    Oh and sorry it didn't work out.
     
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  11. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Why did you break up? And who dumped whom?
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I'm not sure how to answer that.

    Our neighbor told dumdum that I had an affair with a teenage boy, who was renting a room in our home. Which is ridiculous, kid was like a son to me. Not to mention fat with acne. Then we got into a huge fight and I told him to fuck himself and we went separate ways in life.
     
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    Admit that you let the fat zitty kid tongue your crotch.
     
  14. Snort

    Snort Something witty Gold

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    From that.... sounds like you broke up with him.
     
  15. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Will you now punch your meddling neighbor in the teeth?
     
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    Nickthedick Absotutely

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  17. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Oh, I'm more of a snake in the grass...but I assure you I exacted my revenge. :evil:
     
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    Another shed up in mysterious flame?
     
  19. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    The neighbor fell for the banana in the tailpipe.
     
  20. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Huge pile of dogshit in the back of his $80,000 souped up truck, and I set his foosball table on fire.