so I'm sitting here in the nail place

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  1. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    Letting my nails dry and this chick comes and sits across from me. As soon as her ass hits the chair, hubby comes in and sits beside her. As she's texting on her phone, she says to him 'I just need you to pay. My nails are drying (her toenails). He jumps up and pays and she's still texting. He walks out, she finishes her text and walks out behind him.
    Your thoughts.
     
  2. h5htyt76757j

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    i think that was a terrible story
     
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    Show me your boobs.

    :boobs:
     
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    Cool story bro
     
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    Thanks.
     
  6. RH Goatcabin

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    A brutal microcosm of the world around us, a snapshot, equal parts pain, trudging indifference and mildly flatulent ennui....:grad:
     
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    Separate accounts :dontknow:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    :hw:
     
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    Secret to a happy marriage.
     
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    Yes and no...doesn't seem to be a good thing for the husband in op's story.
     
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    Knee Grows .........
     
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    He's probably just a dummy.
     
  15. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    the vibe i got was that he was all like 'i'm whipped and i hate my life' and she was 'do what i say and i might let you fuck me tonite'. :dontknow:
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I don't get it.
     
  17. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    might be a good thing trah.
    you got a month as the subject of goat's thread.
    me.... :nocheer:
     
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    I know a ton of couples that are exactly like that. It makes me scratch my head.
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    People hate me here, nothing but vitriol in those threads for me.
     
  20. Daveindiego

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    That I am furiously beating off right this moment to you getting your nails done.

    I'm sorry, whats the question?