So I'm sitting in my hotel room

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I just feel like chilling today so I'm sitting in my hotel room and there's a knock at the door followed by "Houskeeping!" I'm a considerate guy so I was all prepared for this. I was fully dressed and had my phone and wallet nearby. I grab them, answer the door, smile and say, "I'll just go down to the lobby for a few minutes." I don't want to seem all rapey to the young ladies so I leave the room when they come to clean.

    This girl gives me that universal look that says, "I don't understand a fucking word of English," but I think nothing of it. She wants to clean and I'm vacating it for her. I walk on down the hall.

    I go down to the lobby for about 20 minutes, which is 10 or so minutes longer than they usually need. I go back up to my room and the bitch didn't clean my room. Didn't touch it. WTF do you think happened? Did walking out of my room when she came to clean somehow signal to her that I didn't want it cleaned?
     
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    Did you leave a log in the terlit?
     
  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    So I'm shitting in my hotel room
     
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    Call housekeeping and get them back up there. No biggie. They run for extra pillows cots sheets and blankets. This is an easy request.
     
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    I love when they bang on the door at 9:30 and you leave for EIGHT HOURS and the place still isn't cleaned, so you wander like a dying dog around the hotel or the town until they finish.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I have all of these eventualities covered. If I have to shit, I put out the do not disturb sign. I always make sure I flush enough that all of the stainage is washed away. Then I leave the DND sign out for another 15 minutes or so to give the stench time to clear.
     
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    You forgot to tell her tuck or no tuck.

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    I love when they're cleaning another room and they leave the cart aka free drugstore on wheels in the hallway. I snag all the soap shampoo and towels I can hold.
     
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    Fuck yeah, bud. Go out for a rip!
     
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    At the other place I was staying, I was close enough that I could go to my room during lunch. That woman must have set her alarm for Noon to clean my room. 700 fucking rooms at the other place and she was in my room every day at noon cleaning it.
     
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    CLEARLY she came to fuck.
     
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    Tipping the maids....yes? no? are you fucking crazy?
     
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    Don't ever, ever touch a hotel remote.
     
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    2 bucks a day.
     
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    I'd be more worried about walking barefoot on the carpet and just pour hand sanitizer on the remote. :wtf:
     
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    Are you on a stakeout, gwartney?
     
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    I always sleep on the bed furthest away from the TV. I pull those nasty bedspreads down to the bottom of the bed. I don't touch the phone under any circumstances. Toilet handles and bathroom light switches are another source of angst for me. I'm at this hotel for a long term so I've already touched the remote. I do have some wet wipes with me that I probably should use on the remote. I usually just use the controls on the tv but this one doesn't seem to have any.
     
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    He's on a freakout.