I just feel like chilling today so I'm sitting in my hotel room and there's a knock at the door followed by "Houskeeping!" I'm a considerate guy so I was all prepared for this. I was fully dressed and had my phone and wallet nearby. I grab them, answer the door, smile and say, "I'll just go down to the lobby for a few minutes." I don't want to seem all rapey to the young ladies so I leave the room when they come to clean. This girl gives me that universal look that says, "I don't understand a fucking word of English," but I think nothing of it. She wants to clean and I'm vacating it for her. I walk on down the hall. I go down to the lobby for about 20 minutes, which is 10 or so minutes longer than they usually need. I go back up to my room and the bitch didn't clean my room. Didn't touch it. WTF do you think happened? Did walking out of my room when she came to clean somehow signal to her that I didn't want it cleaned?