This really old fuck with a cane came walking by. I heard him getting a free coffee with a coupon or aarp or something. Anyway, he walks by me then stops and turns around. He wanted to know all about my Ipad. He stared at it for a minute. I had the bar page up and there were some thread titles such as "Which tv mom did you masturbate to," and "I like a nice puffy pussy." There were a few others like that. I turned it toward the old geezer and let him get a good look at it. He looked for a minute then shook his head and toddled away.