So I'm sitting in Wendy's eating a late lunch.

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    This really old fuck with a cane came walking by. I heard him getting a free coffee with a coupon or aarp or something. Anyway, he walks by me then stops and turns around. He wanted to know all about my Ipad.

    He stared at it for a minute. I had the bar page up and there were some thread titles such as "Which tv mom did you masturbate to," and "I like a nice puffy pussy." There were a few others like that. I turned it toward the old geezer and let him get a good look at it. He looked for a minute then shook his head and toddled away. :facepalm:
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    He thought you were surfing gay porn
     
  3. sfgirl

    sfgirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    Ah. He was probably just lonely and wanted to chat and was interested in the technology
    You probably scared the guy away.
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    "Do you get a boner when you see a hot high school girl," was another.
     
  5. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    publicity :yay:
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    You should thank the people here in the Bar for making it so you could finish you lunch in peace. Otherwise you never would have gotten rid of that old cock fag.
     
  9. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    lol
     
  10. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    More importantly, what did you eat?
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Did you say "Hi Dave"?
     
  12. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    I could have changed to another page real quickly but I decided to leave it up for chuckles.
     
  13. Husker Riley

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    What did you have to eat?
     
  14. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    Plain cheesburger and large chili with two hot sauces. Med. Coke. $8.19

    :jj:

    I just tole you! :mad:
     
  15. Avery

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    These fast food prices are getting ridic.
     
  16. AmishGirl

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    Amen to that. :hat:
     
  17. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    $3.59 for a single with cheese is high. A BK cheeseburger is just as good at half that.
     
  18. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member

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    Isn't that a good thing? Hey, I'm lonely too -- I don't go around imposing myself on others, What's that, how does it work -- oh, shut up ....
     
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    AmishGirl Well-Known Member

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    I heard that Wendy's is Zagat rated!
     
  20. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    Hey, I see you are using bold fonts.
    Can you show me how?