So, I'm Visiting Dr. Jellyfingers Tomorrow

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  1. jokeland

    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

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    Should I make his day hell and eat Mexican food tonight?
     
  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    have a turtle head poking out when you go in for your exam.
     
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    "You'll feel a slight push" he says as he gently places both hands on your shoulders
     
  4. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    :giggle::giggle::scat:
     
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    If it feels like more than 2 fingers, it's probably a dick
     
  6. geo

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    2qjaype.jpg
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Lucky bastard
     
  8. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    My doc is an older broad with tiny hands. :yes:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I wonder what Mexicans do before they go for the butt exam?
     
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  12. jokeland

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    Is it proper etiquette to leave a tip on the examining room counter on the way out?
     
  13. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I just make sure to get 3/4 hard so the doc knows I appreciate her dexterity.
     
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    Smear a mixture of peanut butter and melted chocolate on your ass. :chair:
     
  15. jokeland

    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

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    So, I got that out of the way.

    I honestly do not know how the more libertine ladies of the board take that on a regular basis. You cannot honestly say that is more pleasurable than vaginal intercourse.
     
  16. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Only if the doctor gives you a reach around. :grad:
     
  17. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    It's like comparing apples to oranges...different fruit. I'm glad you got it done. Just so you know, since Farrah Fawcett died of rectal cancer, it is now common practice for women to get checked anally during our annual GYN visits.I leave feeling completely violated :cheer2: