So, Instead of Cookies and Milk for Santa, the Kid Left Him a Twenty...

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  1. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    he knows his behavior's not been all that great this year, and he wants to give Claus incentive to keep the gifts coming!

    I just about pissed my pants, it was so goddamned funny! Fuckin' nine years old, smart and experienced enough to know how (and when) to grease the wheels, yet he still believes in Santa! :jj:

    He needs a case for his Nexus 7, so that's that.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Isn't your kid like late-teens?

    And they still believe in Santa, and try to bribe?
     
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    Colored kids just shoot Santa and take what they want :coffee:
     
  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    You gotta take care of the kid.
     
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    you took the 20 didn't you?
     
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    200 tokens
     
  7. TripTo My Taint

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    Of course! We need to keep up the illusion for at least another year.

    But his case is going to be @ $20 from Amazon, so I figure this; Santa got the credit for the Nexus I bought, so I'm taking credit for buying the new case (with his $20).

    BTW, the kid went absolutely bananas...it was a home run! I guess I knew tablets were popular, but tweens and teens would rather have them than a pretty nice laptop.
     
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    What does the 200 tokens buy you? You need to pay to stay? Minimum? :dontknow:

    There's SO much fucking porn out there, even camwhore porn, I guess I can't fathom paying cash for that, but I think Mike was into that stickam before they shut it down...I hear BM takes that day off from work and goes on a 36-hour jackoff-bender in solemn remembrance.
     
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    gilaet forum Tommy Jarvis Gold

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    Mike spent $9400 on camwhores.
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    That's three brand new Hyundais?