So is the Orlando gator going to be charged ?

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  1. cah155

    cah155 Well-Known Member

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    just saw this on tv. What a waste of time
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    Easy to find...it was wearing a pair of saddle shoes...
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    Put a lotta thought into this thread, huh?
     
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    Rocking those Stacy Adams
     
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    Aaron Hernandez. Yes.
     
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    Leave the fucking animal alone for Christ's sake.
     
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    this thread has been charged with no thread tag in possession...what say the jury?
     
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    Itll be watch listed.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Gators on the loose!
     
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    Deport him?
     
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    Depends, is he black or white?
     
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    All captured gators are killed.

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    this whole story reminds me of the plot of Jaws in a weird way.
     
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    he wishes he is being charged; the plan is much worse: Louis Vuitton has made a bid.
     
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    that's what gators do: usually they snatch small pets: dogs & cats from the homeowners' property. they grab something small, drag it to the water, hold it underneath till it stops struggling, and tuck it into a crevice beneath the surface to ripen (they don't like fresh meats). my cousins live in plantation and they used to tell me all about this years ago. the whole thing terrified me and when i would visit i boarded my dogs rather than bring them with me because of that.
     
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    The alligator will not be charged. In fact the NRA - National Reptile Association - has brib...ah contributed millions to enough senators so that a law is being passed to prevent Disney from putting up signs warning about alligators. These senators refuse to compromise on any detail that would infringe on alligator rights. Democrat senators are filibustering for the right to put up signs after a 3 day waiting period of an alligator being spotted in the Disney lagoon, but Republican and some southern Dems claim that such a waiting period would start us down a slippery slope, and soon the left would be clamoring for waiting periods to put up signs for crocodiles, komodo dragons and snakes.
     
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  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    This is kind of like a Mark Russell comedy special.
     
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