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so it's late and im drunk xmas party stories anyone?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Thelonious Davis, Dec 16, 2012.

  1. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro. Gold

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    went to a christmas party got home like an hour ago
    no im really drinking
    has anyone else been to a christmas party this year?
     
  2. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    Drink more :beer:
     
  3. Splash

    Splash Huge Member Gold

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    I call bullshit
     
  4. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro. Gold

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    i am drinking vodka and kool-aid
     
  5. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro. Gold

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    no for real i actually left the house
    its a very rare thing but it happened
     
  6. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Shot Dead

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    I went to a party and a fat asshole with a beard cut himself, we laughed
     
  7. Westerberg

    Westerberg Nowhere is my home Gold

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    I am my own boss, and I'm an asshole.

    So no HOLIDAY party stories here. :)
     
  8. Splash

    Splash Huge Member Gold

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    Did your wife go and are you bleeding?
     
  9. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro. Gold

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    yes and no
     
  10. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro. Gold

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    i guess im not allowed to tell stories disregard this thread
     
  11. Splash

    Splash Huge Member Gold

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    Then tell a story faggot. Not like " I went to a christmas party lol"
     
  12. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro. Gold

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    there was goo foo
    and then there was even better foo
    then smoked weed in my car with new friends that i just met
    i now have new friends
     
  13. Westerberg

    Westerberg Nowhere is my home Gold

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    Sounds like fun! Meeting new friends is a rare occasion.

    Got any more weed man?
     
  14. B Stache

    B Stache is Bahindur Stachian

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    Oh man, great story


    Will read again.
     
  15. Toothdecay

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    They hate you
     
  16. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro. Gold

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    i guess nobody read the title of the thread
     
  17. wanker

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    sean is the wrong way corrigan of possible suicide attempts
     
  18. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Shot Dead

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    Now thats a post
     
  19. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP Gold

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    Go plank on a flagpole, fuckface.
     
  20. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Shot Dead

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    Yer fat head was blocking it