So its safe to say that the NSAL calender is a financial failure... yet again

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Nov 17, 2013.

  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    OK that crappy calender has been out for a while now and ZERO fucking updates on the money it has raised


    Yet another failure for Beth
     
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    The other day a caller said he got the calendar but unfortunately was not signed. Sounds like a move to make it look like the calendars are selling like flap jacks
     
  3. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    anytime a caller -cough intern- calls in just assume its all bullshit
     
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    Howard still thinks is show has pull and is relevant.

    But if you look at Lisa's and Robin's book sales, thats obviously not true.

    Hell Artie out sold the both of them even with out "the power" of the stern show promotion.

    It's over Johnny.
     
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    NSAL is selling tickets to this weeks gala for $1000 each. I can't believe they have loads of tickets left.
     
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    I got suspicious when I noticed the pattern on Twitter of people saying theirs was or wasn't autographed. It was pretty random and didn't make sense. Everything he does is calculated.
     
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    :yes:
     
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    Whenever Howard doesn't discuss the numbers, you know it's a failure. If the calendars sold out the day they were available, Howard would mention it at least twice a day. But instead he begs the audience to "be angels and buy the calendar already."
     
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    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    The only people who bought the calendar were the NSAL minions, some Wack Packers and eliasbboy who took one for the DS team. I doubt they even sold 1,000. Howard never complained about his hand hurting after signing all those calendars ...
     
  11. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    If it was selling, thats all you'd hear...:coffee:
     
  12. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    were they all supposed to be autographed?
    what happened when people complained that theirs weren't?
     
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    Even if Howard was still relevant, who would buy this calendar?

    First, who wants a calendar filled with a 40 year old Beth posing with cats? She is not hotter than about a few thousand of other women posing in calendars.

    Second, who buys calendars anymore? Is there an anymore useless waste of paper these days. I have a calendar on my home computer, my work computer, my cell phone, and two iPads. And they are all linked to keep track of all my appointments and events. I don't think I have looked at a paper calendar other than the one at my assistant's desk (and she is in her 60s) in years.
     
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    Modeling career....FAIL
    Acting career.....FAIL
    TV shows Howard got her...FAIL
    Obscure magazine covers Howard got her....FAIL
    AGT "audience member" credit.....FAIL
    Having children....FAIL
    NSAL as a top charity.....FAIL

    :dontknow:
     
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    Stocking stuffers for the whole building this year, not just the HSS Staff.
     
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    Between Oh My Dog and this dumbass Calendar, it explains the need for all of those chimneys.
     
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  18. Beths Arab

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    How many years is it going to take for them to figure out that people don't want to see that vapid cunt? Animals yes Vapid Cunts no.:nono:
     
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    I would never buy a Calendar from unevolved vegetarians, If i'm correct we evolved as a species to eating meat. not the other way around.
     
  20. Beths Arab

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    I'm not sure if eating beer can thick cocks would violate Wiggy's Vegan Code of Ethics...